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MESSAGE FROM THE GHOST OF ELVIS TO HIS FANS..

2011-10-24T23:43:00.001-05:00

MESSAGE FROM THE GHOST OF ELVIS TO HIS FANS..

"Look, just because you bought some damn ouiji board does not mean you can just call me up from my eternal rest any old goddamn time you choose to discuss the best way to fry peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and other 'little people,' shit . . . and I will not help anyone, repeat anyone, with their corns... NEVER AGAIN, YOU HEAR ME... you're nice once, and then ya got old lady corn prayers hanging over your head all day, man... got me shooting up clouds I am so pissed... and let me just add, I AM NOT THE PATRON SAINT OF BISCUITS AND GRAVY and I dam well would sue anyone who said so while I was alive.... why the hell can't I be patron saint of Cadillac'... but don't think that means praying to me for Cad's will work,either, because it has been tried too many dam times for this cat. I got drugs, women, Jesus to talk to... hell, even here, I'm a godda.... excuse my language, Lord... STAR. Turns out Jesus couldn't wait to get me singing in his club up here, gave me the whole bowl instruction thing... So singing for the Lord, entertaining the Angels.... can't you fans see, da... dang it...leave it off with the Ouji board... every time I got me a couple angels wings wrapped around in in a whirlpool of clouds, one of ya is asking, "Elvis, oh, Elvis, will it matter if I use Margarine, instead of the preferred butter, to make fried peanut butter and banana sanwiches?"

Hell, it feels bad ignoring ya'll, you know that.. and if I don't answer these angels look at me like ... anyways... then you get to asking questions about some damn thing I was too drugged out to remember in any way shape or form, okay.... so just stop, it would help my life alright, a favor.... and remember that about biscuits and gravy, I got nothing in the world against them, but I AM NOT THE PATRON SAINT OF BISCUITS AND GRAVY. Think Big Old Black Cadillac with the stereo loud and rocking with a posse armed to the teeth, a bunch of drugged up and drunk,hard fisted good old boys having one hell of a time, alright???? With more chicks smashed around us than you ever had in your life.... kinda like Heaven is some days... one big party. Pray ya get here... or He likes your music. His dad was kind of pissed at me, but even he had to admit the notches on my bed wore down many an oak four poster. Of course, God will only admit that when I get him stoned."

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I started out studying Journalism

2011-10-24T08:03:00.004-05:00

, and loved the New Journalists, and after a couple years of study I feel I have some of the basics. Lately I have been writing as straight journalism as I get these days now that I think the truth is easier for people to believe in funny fiction than a dry essay they do not read.... about my own work with Bush and the terrible things done and how I want Justice and believe in Justice a concept, not a form of revenge; Justice as a way of governing. What a concept that is to our lawless intelligence agencies -- or those factions that are.

They are cynical or crazy patriots... they need to be replaced by diplomats who hate guns. They are not supposed to be an army. They are supposed to gather intelligence for the army..... they operate without even the meager disciplines of a dark and bloody war.... war is a law unto itself only to criminals. You might do things that are criminal outside a battlefield, but there are lines... some cross them because they have grown half crazed, others because they had no ethics in the first place. Those who know how to lead need to learn how to weed (as in gardening, not that I am saying they shouldn't learn any how to weed in other ways, especially if they are drinkers -- put a cork in it and bubble up a bong..

horror shows

2011-10-24T08:03:00.000-05:00

The Reaper looks on from above the battle
Even his familiarity with death
is no shield
against his disgust at the human slaughters

THIS FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER...

Too Much. They came after me, and they may come after you... be prepared to fight them and WIN. Only knowing what mind control is,how it works, and how a propaganda machine is aimed at you can free you.

2011-10-24T08:02:00.002-05:00

they came

me after me, they may just you.... don't let em' scare ya, BECAUSE THIS FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER...

I fought them off -- SO CAN YOU.

DISCOVER YOUR POWER... and take it back from those who snuck in our open doors and stole and stole until they had the entire house.... the land... the banks now own outright 35% of the USA. Here is why you redistribute cash and land - MONEY IS POWER AND ONE PERCENT HAVE MOST OF IT... and their needs --- their exorbitant needs, must be met even as others starve, and live homeless in their cars with their children, scavenging from garbage for food. WE FIGHT NOW OR FOREVER HOLD OUR COWARDLY PEACE.

This is pretty damned funny... and sad too of course. I mean, what was that woman thinking not reading this poor man's updates????? And refusing to respond.... Lord, even stranger's are not so rude. I have tried many times to tell this to M, who reads my books and basically nothing else since she is on computer all day at work,hates them at night, and watches tv.... which bores me, most of the time, and I get bitched at for sitting beside her reading or writing on the computer while she tv's... weird. Anyways, the point here is that She never reads my facebook updates and while I would not smack her over this (she would kick my ass up and down the block if I even suggested hitting her, and her mother can be pretty mean with that walker, too... welts, for sure)... I do not care at all.

Facebook status feud results in Texas man's arrest

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‎(10-06) 14:43 PDT Carlsbad, N.M. (AP) -- A Texas man is facing battery charges after police say he hit his estranged New Mexico wife and pulled her hair over her lack of a response to his Facebook status update. The...

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2011-10-23T12:18:00.002-05:00

not one drop of persian blood.... poem written for Bush that applies sadly to this day.

BACK TO THE BUSH ERA-this is total comedy...

THE RAMBLINGS OF A PROPHECY OF POETRY

2011-10-23T09:35:00.001-05:00

Of course, I shoul add, M. is wonderful and this is my loss, for sure, in many ways, and I do not mean to ever say anything mean about her or her dear Mother, because it is best we do not live together. And they are both great... so please, do not take me wrong. My love for M. is forever, and I would never leave her high and dry, broke and unable to afford an apartment, etc... I am not going to be that kind of person. Period. I can take living here a couple months until she is settled. Whatever. She is certainly gracious and kind enough to do so for me. She is the greatest, M. And I will only say nice things about her and her family, who have been great, which is how I really feel.

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John Scott Ridgway proved to me my smile is better than my asshole... with most people..and I do NOT LIKE TO ENCOURAge too much interest on the part of anyone in that part of my body, thank you...
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I make enough to live just fine in Mexico, or Venzeula, Cuba, and have dreamt of seeing the Amazon.... and certain countries have been very kind about letting my work in, and working with me... if ya get my hint... there too goes on the list...

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John Scott Ridgway Hey, well, I am breaking up with a woman with a temper, which I do not share. I am fairly easy to get along with, very easy going... but, hey, I like to paint, write, and live a certain way, and NO ONE gets to change me... No, I live like I want with someone or I move on, Sadly... but you know.. happens.
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Funny how we think one person is the center of universe..the sun around which our planet-ourselves orbits around and yet d when that ends universe explodes... you see all the stars out there again, the places to travel to, and the, sorry to say a so soon, but I do think about it in a way...other women....Must be careful ... reaons for that too.....last time after a fifteen year relastionship,, I was celebate for a year,,, but I love women,,, and other... well, , other women out there more off into art and politics, the lasses I have turned down are rather heartbreaking as I break up. Anyways, I would not disrespect M by looking around very hard while we are in this process of transition, still, I would be stupid not to... make certain exceptions if you know, well... but not while we live together these next couple months.... a lot of time to decide how I will deal with this new,, unexpected situation.

I also missed the friends I have missed by being tied to M's mother's needs... I have been turning down a chance to go to Egypt and write on a newspaper, be their English web connection, exciting time to be there... but my radio show is doing the same thing, featuring a journalist from there. Easy to get the cats in and a place to stay in the middle or a revolution. I would thrive.

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Sinead Harnwell In your own zone John .. good to see!! best of the best!
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John Scott Ridgway
If you like my writing, you will love/ like the radio broadcast, podcast starting on Halloweed, MMy last one Peace and Pipedreams drove a tiny internet studio in Chicago to number one ratings in the city, a world wide hit that made my name and got me a lot of rock and tv and movie and political buddies...even the president, when he was running, liked my comedy and poetry and wanted to meet me sent me a video invitation I turned down.. I back issues, not politician, though he is a home town friend and I love him as a man, his politic are what they are and I do not like them... big critic, but I temper this with my love for a fan of my writing, you know?

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John Scott Ridgway My comedy is my favorite politics, and seems to draw the biggest crowds. On the Elves Attic, you will see that is a huge side of me, and I like to enjoy life, and have a very huge comfort zone with what I will talk about, especially when single, which I have been for like fourteen hours officially, though unofficially for some time, perhaps... who knows? Sad but okay... I think the relief I feel is dominant.
Yesterday at 1:53am ·

John Scott Ridgway For now. Sadness will come as the weeks wear by...for sure.
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John Scott Ridgway
I cannot complain about ten years writing books--five done, and three finished basically and almost ready to publish, sold a lot of painting, living by the lake. We had a fine life with a lot of problems because of my political work, but that is over now that i a lot of spies friends who watch out for me. If I do leave Chicago, I shall however be COY about my new location.... yes, that time has come.... i may have to go underground if these protests do not stay non violent. WE CANNOT LOSE. aLL my prayers and efforts are against such things, but God moves in mysterious ways, and sends me where I am NEEDED, not where I WANT TO GO....where I need to go.

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I must be ready to end this relationship if all i feel is relief. I am an artist and in no way perfect, but she ha barely cooked in nine years, never cleaned, or packed or really did anything ..... she worked and made a bit more money than me, but I was not trying to sell my books, etc.. for a lot of reasons. I am starting a show that if it does not make money, will at least get me a better radio how... had a nice 1.5 mill offer for the last show, until they changed it and added a woman who was not funny and a lot of other shit they tried to hide... oh, well...such is life dealing with radio and tv folk... thank god for the net, and I now need no studio, or fat boss telling us our show was very popular but with all the pot talk no advertisers were coming on and they NEVER EVEN TRIED TO SELL ADVERTISING BECAUSE THEY WERE TOO LAZY.... helll, I sold ads for my tv show. I sold one for the radio show last night... so there.....one computer shop advertising already and not even trying to go to bong shops, who all want to ad....

My life... seriously though, if you know of a cheap apartment in chicago, preferably with a fine arts painter who likes cats and smoking weed (I do not care what others do but I do not want to live with a drunk and do not drink... occasional or whatever I could care less about).

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ONE MAN, A LOT OF ART, WHO HAS AN INDEPENDENT INCOME OF A ABOUT A GRAND OR MORE OR MORE OR MORE SEEKS ROOMATE WHO WILL ACCEPT TWO YOUNG CATS...

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We will see. I love my neighbborhood... you are certainly cute enough... Oh, I also want a baby. Should add.. very smart, handsome, and the end of ancient line of king.. have a book from 939 about the family back to 430.... oil painter,...See More

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I am moving out as soon as soon as soon as posibble. I cannto stand laying beside someone when it is is over.... This is good... Single again ladies ready to move out of Chicago, me and two cats and a bunch of art....let me know and whic
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M. Just broke up with me... officially. Our relationship is over because her mother hates my cats.... and she is a bitch and M. chose her over me. Being single again is great. So many women out there who have wanted other. Now I am free to move to other cities. I will get the cats and her her sjesos]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]ccccccccccccc
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Jan Tao Free at last, free at last...
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John Scott Ridgway
The Anonymous campaign began Oct. 14, when members of the hacktivist group found a cache of child-pornography websites while browsing a secret website called the Hidden Wiki, a guidebook to hundreds of underground websites invisible to search engines and regular Internet users. The hackers singled out Lolita City, a file-sharing site used by pedophiles, and leaked the names of the site's 1,589 active members to Pastebin on Tuesday (Oct. 18), the Examiner reported.

Member of Anonymous deciding to hack a website whose stance they don't agree with is by no means shocking news. In the past year, Anonymous-affiliated hackers have gone after the New York Stock Exchange, the Westboro Baptist Church, the Recording Industry Association of America and government sites in Malaysia, Egypt, Tunisia and Zimbabwe.

However, in targeting child pornography sites, and in explaining its methods of attack, these Anonymous-affiliated hackers have revealed a deeply disturbing side of the Internet unknown...

Anonymous Hackers Take Down Child Porn Websites, Leak Users' Names | Cybercrime & Cybercriminals | I
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Member of the hacking group Anonymous have released the usernames of what they say are more than 1,500 members of a child-pornography file-trading website called Lolita City, and also claim to have taken more than 40 child-pornography sites offline. The sites existed on a hidden part of the Internet...

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John Scott Ridgway Part of a large force attacking on many fronts, fighting the virtual battles, or perhaps just a cia front of disgruntled spies.... or a bit of a lot of things, more than likely. By now, this name anonymous is being used by all sorts of folks. Problem with secrecy, and why I like to use my name... though I understand that they can't..... a conundrum for sure...
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Tu Summum I'd go with a bit of a lot of things....
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John Scott Ridgway
Thank You God, and President Obama... let this war and all of them end. Thank you for sending one hundred soldiers after the Lords Resistance Army and helping Libya... I refuse to be cynical about every achievement you make. Thank you, sir.... GOD BLESS ALL SOLDIERS, AND MAY WE WELCOME THEM HOME WITH A RUST COMEDY, OR SENDITENCED TO THE NINETY PERCENT, WHERE THEY WILL become soldiers of the RESISTANCE.

U.S. Troops to Leave Iraq by Year’s End, Obama Says
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President Obama has decided to withdraw all American troops from Iraq by the end of the year, after failing to reach a deal with the Iraqi government that would have left a significant force of military trainers in the country.

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John Scott Ridgway robust ecomony is what I meant to write when I put in RUST COMEDY
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Please get ready for the elves attic internet broadcast. Hoard food. Stock up on ammo, bandages, and get a group of survivors ready using walky talkies on your own channel, so you can band together.... we are bringing this shit of a government down, and there may be a little chaos if your house ends up the

BEST PROMO'S ELVES ATTIC
another too type covered posters. There is just something I like about them breaks all the advertisers rules... they hate this...ha.
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tHE show will have one rule, MAKE IT FUNNY, OR DON'T DEVELOP THE SKIT. We will be serious some, our reporter from Egypt, who will be interviewed on the first show, will talk of being jailed and tortured under Mubarak, for being a journalist... he was fresh out of school when he stepped over some invisible lineof this tyrant. He fled to Jordan. I started writing about him and getting his name in magazines, even if just the comments....
NOw he is trying to make sense of a country following apart and rebuilding... a great reporter from Egypt... priceless words...please listen.

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PROMO S FOR THE ELVES ATTIC...BEGINING ON HALLOWEED.
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John Scott Ridgway On talk blog radio....
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John Scott Ridgway it will also be podcasts, that you can listen whenever.. hopefully fun, inghtfunl.
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John Scott Ridgway
I painted an acylic painting on the back of this oil, saying we need peace between police and protesters. Pictures of that coming. Carrying a radical painting, with a mesage painted on back, is my weird way of protesting. My paintings go for a few hundered and are assessed for thousand. I don't sell them because I miss them too much when they are gone that I would rather be starving sitting around with all this art I could sell... I have sold a lot, which I do when my apartment is filled with them... I write so much... anyways, back down to OCCUPY THE WORD FOR ME...LOOK FOR THE PAINTING AND SAY HELLO. BIG LOVE...I WILL BE INTERVIEWING PEOPLE FOR THE RADIO SHOW.... THANK YOU FOR PUTTING UP WITH ME AND BIG LOVE...

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Now the new propaganda thing is to convince middle aged men, with just enough education to be pretentious, think WE ARE GOING TO REDISTRIBUTE THEIR WEALTH???

wHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS. THE ONE PERCENT IS NOT ON FACEBOOK... YOU ARE THE PEOPLE WHO MONEY WAS STOLEN FROM. IF YOU DO NOT GET THIS UNFRIEND ME.in the CLASS WAR I AM DOWN WITH THE PEOPLE....

IF YOU THINK YOU EARNED WHAT YOU HAVE AND ARE SOME ENTITLED WHITE PERSON GO FUCK YOURSELF.. THE SYSTEM IS SET UP FOR A VERY SMALL PERCENT TO WIN AND THE REST TO LOSE.....I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU...BUT PERSONALLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE WORLD WORKS AND I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU ANYMORE.

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The New World Order

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the elves attic

MESSAGE FROM THE GHOST OF ELVIS TO HIS FANS..

I started out studying Journalism

horror shows

The Reaper looks on from above the battleEven his familiarity with deathis no shieldagainst his disgust at the human slaughters

THIS FIGHT IS FAR FROM OVER...

they came

John Scott Ridgway shared Harold Austerman's photo.

COMEDY READING LINKS..../turn off black and white juke box on right to listen

THE RAMBLINGS OF A PROPHECY OF POETRY

John Scott RidgwayI make enough to live just fine in Mexico, or Venzeula, Cuba, and have dreamt of seeing the Amazon.... and certain countries have been very kind about letting my work in, and working with me... if ya get my hint... there too goes on the list...

John is now friends with Nonviolent Revolutionist Hakim and 2 other people.

John Scott RidgwayONE MAN, A LOT OF ART, WHO HAS AN INDEPENDENT INCOME OF A ABOUT A GRAND OR MORE OR MORE OR MORE SEEKS ROOMATE WHO WILL ACCEPT TWO YOUNG CATS...

John Scott RidgwayI am moving out as soon as soon as soon as posibble. I cannto stand laying beside someone when it is is over.... This is good... Single again ladies ready to move out of Chicago, me and two cats and a bunch of art....let me know and whic

John Scott Ridgway shared Whyte Otf Sapphire's photo.

John Scott Ridgway shared YOU SUCK's photo.

The Reaper looks on from above the battle
Even his familiarity with death
is no shield
against his disgust at the human slaughters

John Scott Ridgway
I make enough to live just fine in Mexico, or Venzeula, Cuba, and have dreamt of seeing the Amazon.... and certain countries have been very kind about letting my work in, and working with me... if ya get my hint... there too goes on the list...

John Scott Ridgway
ONE MAN, A LOT OF ART, WHO HAS AN INDEPENDENT INCOME OF A ABOUT A GRAND OR MORE OR MORE OR MORE SEEKS ROOMATE WHO WILL ACCEPT TWO YOUNG CATS...

John Scott Ridgway
I am moving out as soon as soon as soon as posibble. I cannto stand laying beside someone when it is is over.... This is good... Single again ladies ready to move out of Chicago, me and two cats and a bunch of art....let me know and whic