the crusade of pain ... opening of book/broadside, too

WARREN THE APE: "I think they are seriously afraid of my talent."

BEWARE

I' m starving, trapped in chronic paiin, enraged, backed into a corner. Ready to go out doing as much damage as the GOOD LORD allows... or forgive you with a ki$$ and a smile.

BLOOD IS BEING SPILLED N YOUR NAME!!!

The U.nited S.tates Of A.merica
IS AT WAR!
We MUST NOT FORGET

not for one gorgeous horrible second.

I answer to PEACE & PAIN ... period.

the great I inside us all
will emerge
become one creature
fighting through a universe
OF SAVAGE GRACE

II write FUNNY most the time. . . there is just too much blood in my eyes.



ADD YOUR NAME TO THE OTHER STARS
GATHERING OVER
THE COMING CHILD OF PEACE

I'm a salesman smiling all friendly
order taker and hand shaker
a rep from creation.


Mostly I write here but...

Just need a laugh, PAINTINGS, PICTURES!!
http://www.xanga.com/johnnyapain

You can get the crusade of pain in order at
http://thepsychokillershitlist.blogspot.com

For me pissingng off conservatives/ bloodless liberals -- the church of the bleeding toe

Or
http://blog.myspace.com/thepsychokillershitlist

Mother,
things just got weird.

I'm from a famous family, the first kings of england, crusaders and monks and priests since the dawn of recorded time... the bloodline of Arthur. Sounds like bragging to talk this crap, but this is the crest of the peacock going up like a flag. I have earned a soap box -- not by the name ridgway -- the most famous one is a serial killer... earned mine through twelve years of school in mil. intelli., writ, etc... taxi for fifteen years; learning to love me and you and forgive us all -- PERIOD.

I am harnassing my word to pursue PAX ROMANO. My plan is extensive and wild and wide... lot of famous friends are along for this ride, and they will show up as I start doing radio and live shows.


Help us rip the word out of the hands of the elite and humbly give it back to the weakest, sickest, smallest child in the village...they alone can lead us out of this forest of lies. Let them all have laptops!

I'm a writer for PEACE AND PIPE DREAMS


LIVE EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY, 7pm CENTRAL on the net at fearless radio

Are you hungry enough to eat me?

I'm 44, 20 some years of serious writing, 12 university years schooled by the best in the world... done tv, magazines, newspapers, little films, paintings, hundreds of short stories, LOT OF NOVELLAs, novels... and I AM JUST GETTTING STARTED.

The words have some need of their own and I can no more claim them than take credit for the shape of my left gonad. And yes warren da ape, I know I did once try to take credit for the shape of said gonad and that you have a video but that ain't worth 80 bucks to me.



We are scribing a history of this transition,
THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, a memoir of a novelist getting a call to make radio shows and movies and stuff.... then getting HUMBLED by an awesome sucker punch from a creature of Savage Grace; true story in the tradition of hunter s thompson, mark twain,thomas PAIN and that guy who used to always protect his nerdy friends.

Welcome to one man's infectious delusion of
GONZOING UP A BRAND NEW WORLD.


THANK YOU SOLDIERS who have written to say they are inspired to the path by these words. Among all the dreams that have come true for me recently, this is the most important somehow. You are not forgotten. We are hurting from your PAIN.


Kurt Vonnegut Jr. put your uniform back on, Man, and March -- this time the end will be peace, not Dresdan.

general Matthew Ridgway GREAT Man ANd Spirit Warrior -- WE CLAIM YOUR SOUL FOR OUR TRIBE!

write it on the walls:

OBAMA FORGIVE OSAMA
LET ALL THE WARRIORS GO HOME.

PEACE is breaking out all over hell.

If you can't laugh at yourself, turn your ass around right now and click off.
Just click off!!!

Want to see the coolest puppet master this side of god????????????????

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_the_Bunny
"Scatchamagowza! It's My OFFICIAL MySpace Page!!"
greg the bunny


the funniest show ever????


Hunter S. Thompson said:

"Weed is like cigarettes. You smoke it all day, every day."

Not that I am ever going to cop to that.

I can help you get published, start your own blog, make a little movie, cartoons, etc, or whatever.... I am your instrument, so play me, baby... NO SHIT. I am filling my rolodex with people who will help us all.

There IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS room for YOU YOU YOU in this tribe...


THANK YOU FOR OVER 700,000... i AM humbled.

This is the major supossitory for the writings of John Scott Ridgway, a published and produced writer of short stories and TV sketch comedy,and novels. Toot.... toot, toot, toot... dog, don't you hate the sound of horns

nepotism is necrophylia...

todd stroger, you watching where you put that dick?

You can reprint anything of mine, steal it, whatever...

I AM a slap stick serial killer; Gilford Tuttle, a con-man-preacher-gay-meth addicted-pigmilk pusher; Skeeter- meth-mouth of Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium; scribe o the adventures of Our God Ralph. A Critic whom I respect accused me of putting 'booger's' in my writing; that I trick folk into falling into nice, normal prose, then zing something weird and disgusting. This is not always true...

WHO WANTS TO eat BLOODY BOOGERS!!!

This is how my new book, THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, opens... there is still some editing to do, but the book already has over 400 pages... the subtitle will be THE RELIGIOUS PSYCHO KILLER'S SHIT LIST VOLUME 2.... (though I am going to just slip volume one into two).



Please picture yourself in the muddy streets f 1775 Boston, and one morning you walk down to the pub for an eye opener and a bit of breakfest... and on the walls and poles and everywhere... someone has snuck in during the night and put up broadsides signed by (THOMAS) PAIN(E). You read the words and they stir you like a lover... you go home and get your gun; inspired finally to be free -- the free you have dreamed of... to finally fight off the oppressor's so your children can live in a truly free land.



I am inspired by savage grace -- my prayers are you will be to.