pesent first page of the elves attic.. a call to arms. and toes.

the elves attic


BEWARE!
BE VERY AWARE!

BLOOD
IS
BEING SPILLED
IN YOUR NAME!

YOUR WORLD is AT WAR!

DON'T FORGET

NOT FOR ONE horrifying/GORGEOUS FUCKING SECOND!!

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I AM CHRONIC PAIN, STARVING, BACKED INTO A CORNER and READY TO go out DOing as much DAMAGE as the SAVAGE LORD allows!!

OR FORGIVE U


WE shut down thIS WHOLE DAMNED world if that is what it takes to make the politicians forgive the warriors and let them go home.


Semper Fidelis!!

OUR GANSTA GENERAL'S words are bullets and he is right outside of your window adjusting his scope.



This site is DEDICATED TO ALL SOLDIERS DEAD OR ALIVE.
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i WAS FUNNY
. . . too much blood in my eyes NOW.



"I cannot believe John Scott Ridgway is not a household name." Da LA Times!

"I think they are seriously afraid of my talent." WARREN da APE

the great I inside us all
will emerge
become one creature
fighting through a universe
OF SAVAGE GRACE

our anthem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnY8p0OOOzE

WE LOSE NOW
WAR OVER
WITHOUT
COPS SOLDIERS
I AM A COP.
I AM A SOLDIER.

Y aren't U?

cut and paste for the best dick in hollywood!

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=16197264&blogID=227276244&MyToken=aaa26454-9233-444b-8a76-8c1c87759c8f

I'm a salesman smiling all friendly
order taker and hand shaker
a rep from creation.

Mother,
things just got weird.

ridgway's were the first kings of england, crusaders and monks and priests since the dawn of recorded time... the blood of Arthur. Sounds like braggy crap, but this is the crest of the peacock going up like a flag. Earned a soap box not by the name ridgway -- the most famous one is a serial killer... earned mine through twelve years of school in mil. intelli., writ . . taxi for fifteen years and learning to love me and you and forgive us all -- PERIOD.

I AM PAX ROMANO.

THIS PLAN: extensive and wild and wide... infamous BUDS are along for this ride, and they will show up here and there.

Help rip the word out of the hands of the elite and humbly give IT'S HOLYNESS back to the weakest, sickest, smallest child in the village...they alone can lead us out of this forest of lies. Let them all have laptops!

Are you hungry enough to eat me? steal my stuff.

I am 20 some years of serious writing, university with the best in the world... tv, magazines, newspapers, little films, paintings, hundreds of short stories, LOT OF NOVELLAs, novels... and I AM JUST GETTTING STARTED.

The words have some need of their own and I can no more claim them than take credit for the shape of my left gonad. And yes warren da ape, I know I did once try to take credit for the shape of said gonad and that you have a video but that ain't worth 80 bucks to me.

We are a history of this transition,
THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, a memoir of a novelist getting a call to make radio shows and movies and stuff.... then getting HUMBLED by an awesome sucker punch from a creature of Savage Grace; true story in the tradition of hunter s thompson, mark twain,thomas PAIN and that guy who used to always protect his nerdy friends.

THANK YOU SOLDIERS who have written to say they are inspired to the path by these words. Among all the dreams that have come true for me recently, this is the most important somehow. You are not forgotten. We are hurting from your PAIN.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr. put your uniform back on, Man, and March -- this time the end will be peace, not Dresdan.

general Matthew Ridgway GREAT Man ANd Spirit Warrior -- WE CLAIM YOUR SOUL FOR OUR TRIBE!

write it on the walls:

OBAMA FORGIVE OSAMA
LET ALL THE WARRIORS GO HOME.

PEACE is breaking out all over hell.

If you can't laugh at yourself, turn your ass around right now and click off.
Just click off!!!

Want to see the coolest puppet master this side of god????????????????


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_the_Bunny
"Scatchamagowza! It's My OFFICIAL MySpace Page!!"
Greg the Bunny - Best of the Film Parodies
my favorite show ever.

Hunter S. Thompson said:

"Weed is like cigarettes. You smoke it all day, every day."

Not that I am ever going to cop to that.

I can help you get published, start your own blog, make a little movie, cartoons, etc, or whatever.... I am your instrument, so play me, baby... NO SHIT. I am filling my rolodex with people who will help us all.

There IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS room for YOU YOU YOU in this tribe...


THANK YOU FOR OVER 700,000... i AM humbled.

This is the major supossitory for the writings of John Scott Ridgway, a published and produced writer of short stories and TV sketch comedy,and novels. Toot.... toot, toot, toot... dog, don't you hate the sound of horns

nepotism is necrophylia...

todd stroger, you watching where you put that dick?

You can reprint anything of mine, steal it, whatever...

I AM a slap stick serial killer; Gilford Tuttle, a con-man-preacher-gay-meth addicted-pigmilk pusher; Skeeter- meth-mouth of Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium; scribe o the adventures of Our God Ralph.


Please picture yourself walking through a brisk winter morning in 1775 Boston, going to a friendly pub for an eye opener and a bit of breakfest.. you pay heavy taxes and don't even get a decent wooden sidewalk over the muddy streets. You've been feeling sick of the world for sometime, but what could one person do??? If you spoke up they would throw you in a crazy hospital or jail or worse.... but on this fine morning you see on the walls and poles and doorways, someone has snuck in during the night and put up broadsides calling for . . . a revolution. You read the chilling might of the words and they stir you like a lover. You go home and get your gun and head out into the fields... inspired to a free you have dreamt of... lusting to war off the oppressors and KNOW, ONCE AND FOR ALL, that your children wil live in a truly free land!

THOSE WISHING TO SURVIVE
BETTER LAY
DOWN THEIR GUNS
AND FORGIVE

so we can afford to forgive you




The animals and children have only YOU to be NOAH.

THE ORDER HAS COME DOWN!!!

Time GONZO UP a WORLD worthy of the best of us!!!!

I write for PEACE AND PIPE DREAMS

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