thank you ANDY DICK AND CREW

You guys have really come through for us on your MYSPACE, where an advertisement for your new album brings up a message from PAIN. We can not wait to play with Dick. I am hoping we can be downright orgasmic. Andy, will you let some skank beat you off on the air? You can have your privacy, so no one will know if you really did it... (uh, you know, in case you have a lover who is worried about the whole skank thing and does not understand that no hand but yours can really do this one thing right). And also thank you to your unknown assitant, who was nice enough to warn me that my work might get stolen off the blog.

At the time, I could not tell him that my fondest hope was that someone would steal my work. I was not going to use the common use license, like I warned. And Hollywood people would not be the types to have blogs where they would advertise the fact that they are theives

As I said before, I am giving away all of my words in this blog.... first rights at least. So, if you want the rights of a particular story, it is first come first serve. People THANK THE SAVAGE GRACE have been responding to this one. I cannot wait to see the little films getting made from three of my short stories. You can bet when I accept a movie contract, the people doing these flicks are going on location with cool jobs, like the rest of my close freinds in this computer and out.

The wisest man chooses his freinds by geography, is a quote I have mentioned a few times in here; these are the people who are loyal to you for nothing more than mutual protection and a genuine liking based on how you TEAT each other, so they understand the concept of protecting freindships first, and SO CALLED business concerns second. PEACE is from a famous family, and he is teaching me about this. HE TOLD ME, don't sign anything until you run it by PEACE... and this makes sense on two levels at least, of course. That means peace in my family, with my freinds and our horrifying war against the environment... works for conversations, bills in congress, and how to handle an auto accident or any vexing situation personal or national or ecospheric... THIS WILL BE A CLASS AT the Kevin Smith school of business.

ANDY DICK understands that he lives in a society. This is why he tried to defuse the use of the n word by Kramer. And why he declares himself the much despised term bi-sexual. Gays say we don't exist. Women think we are gay. Men think if we are in relationships with women that we are available. All kinds of dum shit. Straight guys are afraid of you because they think you could come on to them at anytime... then if you tell them you like guys who act like girls, they feel a little slighted. Bi sexuals cannot win... except in bed, and there we are the FUCKING KINGS.