The Truth About The Pretender

Hello folks.


Sorry I have been so far away from the blogs.... So much has happened in my life that I cannot begin to catch up here... not to mention, I am now in possession of more top secret data than I ever thought I would know.

As some of you know, this last winter I started a campaign called total war for total peace, which caught the imagination of a number of folks in Hollywood, music, politics... etc. There was an episode of south park, american dad, and various references in the simpsons and family guy and a lot of talk on the late night shows... like conan.

If you saw Shatner playing a pirate, and the whole pirate thing, pretty much... that was from me. I cannot begin to understand how this campaign gained the popularity it did... but in the end, there was me in my apartment preaching over the internet -- to a camera that was illegally in my apartment. I authorized NO ONE to bug me. This made me very pissed,but I decided to take advantage of the Bush administration deciding I was a criminal (or at least treating me like one, before they started slavishly listening to me on certain points -- yes, there would be no mid east peace talks without this campaign, nor would the dem's have as much money as they do.

A lot of people thought I was going to run for president. This is so far away from what I want to do with my life that it makes me laugh. The president needs to act like an ass kisser all of the time, and that is just not in my make up. No offense. I apreciate people who can control their tempers all the time and have no skeletons dancing in their closets... they are great, but for me... I am a wild child, and I refuse to create a personality to act in YOUR COURT OF IMPOSSIBLE STANDARDS.

sunday, a preacher here in town was referring to some stuff that I said while my apartment was bugged. This PISSES ME OFF. I was acting... you idiots who took me too seriously fucked yourself. Just goes to show you what a house of cards your religions really are.

The pope came out and said he thought I was Jesus. The Dali Lama thought I was the god of mars. I have no idea how the pope knew about me... though the hints I have recieved since tell me they have been watching me since I was young. A lot of people knew about me, and suspected I was a supernatural deity long before I realized that I can create lightening and storms (long story for which I have no great explanations, other than that you should probably not get me too pissed unless you want to see the skies darken).

When I thought they killed my girlfriend, Chicago was flooded this summer. When I promised them storms and fire, greece and california and various other places in the country went up in flames, while the worst storms in memory, complete with unheard of tornados, hit the town. The art Institute paper called the storms THE HAND OF GOD storms.

I am pretty isolated here in town. Some of you know the simpsons movie refers to my campaign as well. Instead of Springfield, it is me in Chicago. THis month, they made sure my Social Securtiy Check did not come... they are worried about something happening this month... the planet mars comes thru between gemeni and the hunter on christmas... which is a good day for a rebel attack.