I HAVE A DREAM WHERE I GET A TEN GALLON ENEMA, THEN USE IT TO WATERBOARD CHENEY

One must have something to live for, after all.  I have already begun training, starting with the regular eight ounce enemy, I quickly progressed to squirting two liter Pepsi bottles into my sphincter,  and am proud to say that after a week, I am up to a three gallon enemas.  Leakage is a small price to pay to use my poo flecked enema water to Waterboarder  Cheney.  Yea, a couple Secret Service guys lost a bet with me, so they are going to chain him down for me.   Afterwards, we'll give him a roofie and an lsd meth xanax mix we get from some Company buds, then tell him that he has been down at the nursing home again, forcing the food service to put a bunch or ex-lax in their lunch and having them all shit on him all night...  and all these oldersters, naked and crying and humiliated  is really a frightful sight, I am told, and of course Cheney films the whole thing so him and his wife watch them later, in the privacy of their home, while torturing to death babies with hot branding irons of smiley faces, smurfs, and unicorns...  An ironic touch that you have to admit is kind of ... no, it is just sick..  but I guess it was in his contract with satan, an endless supply of infants must be sacrificed, no less than fifty nine a day, to keep Cheney safe from the Vengeful Angels who want to tear his ass apart right now, rather than wait until his frail flesh gives out and his soul is theirs to torment for eternity.

Anyways, I'll have to keep the tapes of Cheney being water boarded with diarrhea off utube for a few months to be careful, then the world can see them...  just have to remove a tattoo on my ass about Richard Simmons, who I was really into umm exercising to on my tv.   Not on my tv.  He was laying back on my tv.  No, how should I put this...  I was really into exercise, watched his show a lot.  I did not send him videos of Dildo Day, nor did I fly out there and exercise naked, in a sort of sexual aerobics,  with Richard and about ten other guys, all methed up,  and greased down with Boy Butter, for about a week...

So, maybe we should start a group, get cheney waterboarded with diarreah.... hell, we could just ex-lax a bunch of prisoners, then gather buckets... they would surely shit at the chance to pour some crap on this pompous asshole --   i won't even go into the whole murder thing.

So, thank the secret service folks, for making my dream come true... as soon as my  training is done (Oh, little secret for anyone else who waterboards him with diarreah, a small, five ounce additional enema of brown food stain will ensure that the proper poo like on camera).

So keep a smiling folk, for justice will be done, behind the scenes... and soon enough you will see the results on Utube.... you know, after i am up to ten gallons, and get that lovely Richard Simmons tattoo lasered off.  I guess it really, really hurts, like being spanked and spanked and spanked...  whoa, gotta go... where the hell is my jiz rag?   If this computer can't locate my jiz rag, what use is it really?    Wait, quit typing this,just think it... oh, sorry.