""Listen, this is not just because I have watched the movie a few times..."
"Over a thousand."
"We agreed to keep that secret."
"Yes, right."
"You can't wait to put that in your biography."
"Who's to say I didn't already write it, and it is funnier than... well, the H word."
"Is that Hell, mommie?"
"No, it is happiness."
"Then why did..."
"How is your cereal? Good. Now, Barack, designing this meeting room, that looks like the one during the Imperial ruling or something..."
"When the imperial takes over, Michelle, and I really wish you wouldn't embarrass me in front of my D and D buddies by making that mistake again. God."
"Regardless, this would cost millions."
"You don't understand, we would be floating around. Floating around!!! In our own little crafts."
"No... No. You bring this up and they will laugh again. You can only pretend you are joking so many times before you are going to be found out. We agreed, you have the geek vote, and you need to keep the people from seeing... well, this side of you."
"Fine. No awesome new United Nations with floating seats, and really, really cool lighting effects... though. I might just name it after your Mother. Or you, if...."
"Didn't work with the presidential trip to Mars, and it won't work with this, either."
"Fine... Fine. It would really help my legacy..."
"Oh, here he goes with the legacy again."
"Sorry. They would laugh, wouldn't they? People should be forced, forced to watch those movies a few hundred times..."
"Yes, that went over real well, didn't it?"
"They thought I was joking."
"To your credit, you are always smart enough to cover well."
"Thank you. But I am going to comic con dressed up as an Imperial Warrior during the..."
"Enough with the star wars... how many times have you described that costume to me in excruciating detail? Enough with the Star Wars. I just need a sign that says that to hold up. Like I did, for awhile."
"That was embarrassing."
"All your friends thanked me when I started giving them those little signs."
"Fine, fine... I got so sick of those things."
"A lot of people think they won you the presidency."
"I know, I know... do we have to talk about this right now?"
"No, not at all."
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