I wrote a resume about my quiet war and an automatic site put it up as my business resume.

 I am Known across this planet as a dangerous man with a growing force of hidden followers who value my orders more than life itself. A prophet of war. Once and future King in a court of shadows. Life and death in my hands every damn day. I ROAR, your most mighty shit themselves and run. I make myself a known threat, so I can try to negotiate what otherwise requires blood.

John Scott Ridgway... my real resume

Funny, since I wrote Resume on this post, some Resume site automatically put my resume on their site, reading just like the above. Boy, I would give a buck to see what the look is on peoples faces when they come to this resume in their stack of applicants. Who would hire me? Anyone who wants me to use my honed and proven talents in shaping humans beings to their own advantage. By shaping I mean teaching. I did not go to school for a decade and a half without considering the idea of teaching rather strongly, but I made my name as a writer before having to take such a position for money, and it is not my first love, which it should be to be a good teacher.. but still, I feel like I wish that I knew then what I know now, and realized when I was younger, I could have greatly benefitted from my work.

I am not sure when my words became bullets... instead of jokes about bullets, but it was well after they drew first blood, believe me. I owe some people a lot of payback over the way I was treated.I am not content knowing the powerful can abuse writers and political opposition workers in the way they did me. There will be no justice in this land as long as those criminals are given some fucking freedom award by president TOM. Seriously, they broke a lot of laws, thinking they would eventually bust me on something, but they never could, because, lo and behold, not only do I follow the law, I am the law.

I  wonder some  what kind of  reaction  I am  going  to get from  the powers  that  be.   I   have  been   told  they  scanned  my   life  for smoking guns  and  found  none,  because I have never  even   needed a gun.    To  be a good opposition  worker,  you have to stay  on the right side of the law in petty matters.  Dealing with the local police should be easy-going.   To advocate for  peace between   two  violent  factions,   as well as helping another when our philosophies are  the same  on  certain   key   issues,   I  have   had  to give up the idea of this life ever being normal  again....    people  all  over  the world  have guys wtih guns and bombs trying to kill him,  and they are much more effective than any threats around me...  so  I am not going to be a coward about it.   Many things on this planet are worth more than my life..