I have decided to start writing children's books for the Moral Majority. Just for bucks. Sold my first idea already. What ya think?

This book is going to be titled, AMELDA AND HER TRUSTY AARDVARK SMITE THE INFIDELS.


A heart warming tale of a young woman and her trusty aardvark, who fight for Christ against characters from books deemed demonic by The Southern White Christian Council. Like that warlock Harry Potter, and those heathen Hobbits.


Amelda and her Arrdvark, Darkie, have to make their way to Egypt for the Apocalypse, but first they must battle heathens from other books that are not God inspired, and are leading their readers straight to hell.   As you can imagine, they have lots of adventures that will amuse the kids --  they even have a Smite Gun, which obliterates  the Heathens and Non-Christians with the Power of Jesus,  which is going to be a  toy in Burger King Kids Trough meal.    Amelda and Darkie have to burn a living Harry Potter at the stake (he keeps lighting back up like a novelty candle, making for great laughs from the kids), convert the heathen Hobbits and stop their drug based orgies, and raise millions and millions for the local church.   Can they do it?   You bet!!  


Come read the fun this fall!!!   Only from THE SOUTHERN WHITE CHRISTIAN COUNCIL OF CHRISTIANS PRESS.