two jokes...

• Today is really not going anywhere.  I went for a long walk with the dog and wrote a few small entries.   I need to focus on certain projects and do nothing else now.  I have been way too scattered.  That is the problem.   

  
  

  I will go first to the new stuff, gather the various narratives, poetry, and attempts at jokes.... file them where they go, then begin to transform them into documents..   Also the manuscripts I put off editing all this time are not going to finish themselves.  So much to do.    I can do it as I always do... same old method works for me.  gather, the poetry and essay that tell the story, 

  
  

  
  

  I am retreating from something with this work... but I am not even sure what.  God has made certain weird decisions for me that proved right or wrong, but one that is right...  i made it to the other side of this.   Now, the question is who do I target with my fury?   I do not want to get people hurt, politicians threatened, any of that crap.   How can I trust people to do this right when they did not before?  How can I even know for sure what the hell we are doing, who I am working with, who is against (i cannot even figure out why I am alive half the time?   Maybe they really do not give a damn what I say.   They tried to get me not to write and I said fuck you....  

  
  

  
  

  the guy is a foot taller than me

  burly with a beard and an academic air

  comes up to me on the beach where a cop once showed me a bag of stun guns and clubs

  says .he writes all his books n his head and then never has to write them down

  then. he adds... "or you should write children's books."  

  
  

  I recognize the threat

  and raise them a FUCK YOU

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  WHAT THE ALIENS WILL SAY OF HUMANS WHEN WE ARE GONE: " They became addicted to the temporary excitement of purchasing new items, and used up every resource on the planet making new objects to buy and sell to each other.'

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  John Scott Ridgway

  They say Moses issued the edict that Jewish men have to cover their heads only AFTER losing his once luxurious locks to male pattern baldness... or I do, I guess... especially when I see guys in their forties go thru the 'I am wearing a hat until the denial wears off' phase of losing their hair. They also say Moses had a small dick and that's where all this chopping them off comes from. Or I do... one of us.

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      John Scott Ridgway Please do not use this joke for hateful purposes.