2011/05/09

dead men tell no one nothing

a flesh crowded with a spirit larger than this body
feels like it can contain
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2011/05/08

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2011/05/05

Genital Jokes

Acting like an ape, if you read a few studies, would be one of a hell of an improvement for most people, and no, I do not just mean the societal acceptance of masterbating where ever you want.... though.... I'm not saying that is bad... I just don't like picturing some people doing it.







  • Dogs have their conspiracy theories, too. Most think that we have them fixed because we are jealous of their ability to lick their genitals. Cats may or may not think this, and they will just look at you all smug if you ask, with their secretive, wouldn't you like to know? attitude.
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  • John Scott Ridgway
    Never ever ever ever do a search of All Genital Related Posts Day.... okay... trust me.... ah, now you are going to aren't you?
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  • John Scott Ridgway
    No writer has really made it until he/she has no reason what-so-ever to do anything more than put on a bathrobe and stroll to the computer. After that... everything else is Gravy.
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      • John Scott Ridgway In Honor of All Genital Related Posts Day, let me add, that underwear are optional in this ensemble outfit.
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  • John Scott Ridgway
    I have found over the years that used dildos and vibrators are bad gifts for relatives and Secret Santa gifts at work. I know you kids won't believe me, that is just the way youth is... one day you will understand. Like I told M this morning, I am done thinking that works. Sure didn't make someone's mother's day, to hear her mom tell it...
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      • John Scott Ridgway I have found over the years that used dildos and vibrators are bad gifts for relatives. I THINK OF THIS METAPHORICALLY as perhaps the most profound words I have ever written... which is pretty sad.
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  • John Scott Ridgway
    In honor of All Genital Related Posts Day.... a religious ritual that I do not understand but I just love the pageantry... I will not be wearing any pants while writing today.
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    John Scott Ridgway
    You know he has had to think... and probably say.... and maybe even yell at the moon during his divorce -- I CUT MY DICK OFF FOR THAT WOMAN!!!
    'Guy Ritchie was circumcised for Madonna': A Kabbalah spiritual leader claims
    www.dailymail.co.uk
    It has been claimed that the Lock Stock director- who attended the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge last Friday -was circumcised to adhere to the Material Girl’s Kabbalah beliefs.
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  • John Scott Ridgway
    When Beavers Pack heat.
    Police: Woman uses her ‘intimate area’ to smuggle gun into jail - Chicago Sun-Times
    www.suntimes.com
    Some women would just bake a file in a cake. Aisha N. McClinton, 33, was booked into the county jail last week as part of her conviction on weapons charges. On March 14, 2010, McClinton was arriving at Stateville Correctional Center to visit a man


  • It is times like these when people are apt to most make the mistake of ignoring their genitals... be careful... James Bond himself was always on the watch for this slippery slope, of course.
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  • John Scott Ridgway
    When is data released from a CIA official under Bush considered a conspiracy theory? When history itself is being denied. He says that Ossama was killed years ago and trotted out now for propaganda purpose to hide the true perpetraters, the neo-cons. It is times like these when people are apt to most make the mistake of ignoring their genitals... be careful.
    I went into a party one night... women's department group, and I was drunk and intent on scoring... and was way too wasted to tell the lesbians from the straight women... so I just yelled out, WHO THINKS THERE ARE TOO MANY DICKS IN THE WORLD? And just ignored whichever women raised their hands...
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      • John Scott Ridgway I used to hang out with a lot of lesbians, and if I had yelled this out at a party, the people who yelled back Hell Yes would have been who I approached



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2011/05/04

the newscasters

the newscasters
put on their game face
play 
like 
everything they say 
is real and true
a carnival 
for our mental pleasure
that is almost humbling in scope

are we really this hard to control us humans?
are we really incapable of ruling ourselves civilly?
are we still ruled at our base
 by miss-firing jungle fears for survival?

Is the cop on the corner the only law that matters
the club and the threat of prison all that holds us back?



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