the elves attic: Genital Jokes

Acting like an ape, if you read a few studies, would be one of a hell of an improvement for most people, and no, I do not just mean the societal acceptance of masterbating where ever you want.... though.... I'm not saying that is bad... I just don't like picturing some people doing it.

Dogs have their conspiracy theories, too. Most think that we have them fixed because we are jealous of their ability to lick their genitals. Cats may or may not think this, and they will just look at you all smug if you ask, with their secretive, wouldn't you like to know? attitude.

John Scott Ridgway
Never ever ever ever do a search of All Genital Related Posts Day.... okay... trust me.... ah, now you are going to aren't you?

John Scott Ridgway
No writer has really made it until he/she has no reason what-so-ever to do anything more than put on a bathrobe and stroll to the computer. After that... everything else is Gravy.

John Scott Ridgway
I have found over the years that used dildos and vibrators are bad gifts for relatives and Secret Santa gifts at work. I know you kids won't believe me, that is just the way youth is... one day you will understand. Like I told M this morning, I am done thinking that works. Sure didn't make someone's mother's day, to hear her mom tell it...

John Scott Ridgway
In honor of All Genital Related Posts Day.... a religious ritual that I do not understand but I just love the pageantry... I will not be wearing any pants while writing today.

John Scott Ridgway
You know he has had to think... and probably say.... and maybe even yell at the moon during his divorce -- I CUT MY DICK OFF FOR THAT WOMAN!!!

'Guy Ritchie was circumcised for Madonna': A Kabbalah spiritual leader claims

www.dailymail.co.uk

It has been claimed that the Lock Stock director- who attended the wedding of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge last Friday -was circumcised to adhere to the Material Girl’s Kabbalah beliefs.

John Scott Ridgway
When Beavers Pack heat.

Police: Woman uses her ‘intimate area’ to smuggle gun into jail - Chicago Sun-Times

www.suntimes.com

Some women would just bake a file in a cake. Aisha N. McClinton, 33, was booked into the county jail last week as part of her conviction on weapons charges. On March 14, 2010, McClinton was arriving at Stateville Correctional Center to visit a man

It is times like these when people are apt to most make the mistake of ignoring their genitals... be careful... James Bond himself was always on the watch for this slippery slope, of course.
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John Scott Ridgway
When is data released from a CIA official under Bush considered a conspiracy theory? When history itself is being denied. He says that Ossama was killed years ago and trotted out now for propaganda purpose to hide the true perpetraters, the neo-cons. It is times like these when people are apt to most make the mistake of ignoring their genitals... be careful.
I went into a party one night... women's department group, and I was drunk and intent on scoring... and was way too wasted to tell the lesbians from the straight women... so I just yelled out, WHO THINKS THERE ARE TOO MANY DICKS IN THE WORLD? And just ignored whichever women raised their hands...
about an hour ago · ·

John Scott Ridgway I used to hang out with a lot of lesbians, and if I had yelled this out at a party, the people who yelled back Hell Yes would have been who I approached

2011/05/05

Genital Jokes

Dogs have their conspiracy theories, too. Most think that we have them fixed because we are jealous of their ability to lick their genitals. Cats may or may not think this, and they will just look at you all smug if you ask, with their secretive, wouldn't you like to know? attitude.

John Scott Ridgway
Never ever ever ever do a search of All Genital Related Posts Day.... okay... trust me.... ah, now you are going to aren't you?

John Scott Ridgway
No writer has really made it until he/she has no reason what-so-ever to do anything more than put on a bathrobe and stroll to the computer. After that... everything else is Gravy.

John Scott Ridgway
In honor of All Genital Related Posts Day.... a religious ritual that I do not understand but I just love the pageantry... I will not be wearing any pants while writing today.

John Scott Ridgway
You know he has had to think... and probably say.... and maybe even yell at the moon during his divorce -- I CUT MY DICK OFF FOR THAT WOMAN!!!

John Scott Ridgway
When Beavers Pack heat.

It is times like these when people are apt to most make the mistake of ignoring their genitals... be careful... James Bond himself was always on the watch for this slippery slope, of course.

I went into a party one night... women's department group, and I was drunk and intent on scoring... and was way too wasted to tell the lesbians from the straight women... so I just yelled out, WHO THINKS THERE ARE TOO MANY DICKS IN THE WORLD? And just ignored whichever women raised their hands...

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2011/05/05

Genital Jokes

Dogs have their conspiracy theories, too. Most think that we have them fixed because we are jealous of their ability to lick their genitals. Cats may or may not think this, and they will just look at you all smug if you ask, with their secretive, wouldn't you like to know? attitude.

John Scott RidgwayNever ever ever ever do a search of All Genital Related Posts Day.... okay... trust me.... ah, now you are going to aren't you?

John Scott RidgwayNo writer has really made it until he/she has no reason what-so-ever to do anything more than put on a bathrobe and stroll to the computer. After that... everything else is Gravy.

John Scott RidgwayIn honor of All Genital Related Posts Day.... a religious ritual that I do not understand but I just love the pageantry... I will not be wearing any pants while writing today.

John Scott RidgwayYou know he has had to think... and probably say.... and maybe even yell at the moon during his divorce -- I CUT MY DICK OFF FOR THAT WOMAN!!!

John Scott RidgwayWhen Beavers Pack heat.

It is times like these when people are apt to most make the mistake of ignoring their genitals... be careful... James Bond himself was always on the watch for this slippery slope, of course.

I went into a party one night... women's department group, and I was drunk and intent on scoring... and was way too wasted to tell the lesbians from the straight women... so I just yelled out, WHO THINKS THERE ARE TOO MANY DICKS IN THE WORLD? And just ignored whichever women raised their hands...

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John Scott Ridgway
Never ever ever ever do a search of All Genital Related Posts Day.... okay... trust me.... ah, now you are going to aren't you?

John Scott Ridgway
No writer has really made it until he/she has no reason what-so-ever to do anything more than put on a bathrobe and stroll to the computer. After that... everything else is Gravy.

John Scott Ridgway
In honor of All Genital Related Posts Day.... a religious ritual that I do not understand but I just love the pageantry... I will not be wearing any pants while writing today.

John Scott Ridgway
You know he has had to think... and probably say.... and maybe even yell at the moon during his divorce -- I CUT MY DICK OFF FOR THAT WOMAN!!!

John Scott Ridgway
When Beavers Pack heat.