THE JOKE WAS ON ME

the world takes every dime you make
and screams at you for more

uncle sam even pimps the pimps
got us all raped down and whored


Hello folks, I am here today, obviously, with a message for the children. ... I can only hope that now since you also have the heavy burden of this sacred knowledge, that you will go down to the local elementary school, wait until classes let out, and then begin screaming at the deluded little whipper-snappers, "Uncle Sam Wants to Pimp You!!! Spread em' for your uncle Sam, buddies and lassies!!! Spread them wide for your nasty uncle and keep em' open cause he's a horny old goat who wants it all, every fucking day...."
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The above is the opening for my new children's book, Rectal Wrecking Republican's and Other Dead Goat Fuckers. In it, I plan to just totally fucking lead people astray for the hell of it. . . then start a religion, do an el ron hubbard and just you know say whatever the hell once I got em' brainwashed. I also plan to end poverty and cat halitosis.
Watch for this and other children's texts soon on the step outside my house ... or on a rock at the park.... maybe the monthly, xeroxed bulliten of events at your psych hospital? Written on a rock in your window? Tattooed into the soft flesh under your throat?????