emails I sent to that ass seep mancow

I should predicate this with.... I am trying to piss this guy off, and evidently am pissing off people I don't mean to by declaring myself mancows better. My readers know that this is not me, but a character trying to piss off mancow, but I have thousands of new readers of late...


So let me assure you, I drove cab fifteen years in chicago and I never once picked up anyone who I was better than... I can't help being born smart royalty. I grew up hating the english royalty, in fact... though they are those german hapsburgs who ran us out of the country... still, people who are handsome or smart or whatever, know there is a fine line between discussing your looks or brains and bragging. This is why NO ONE IN MY neighborhood knew anything about me... nor did most of my blog readers... until I started this campaign, when it has become my job to impress people with my leadership abilities. Sorry to make my resume so public... I will be happy when I quit being Pain, believe me....




below are two of many emails that mancow is getting... please take a second to send off your own, mentioning our show peace and pipedreams, and calling for his demise.

No Threats the Man has to take seriously, okay?

mancow@mancow.com

Please let this bastard know we want him to leave town. We are going to start attacking him all to hell this week, but we need your help. Please send me a copy too at johnsridgway@yahoo.com... so I can make sure you get compensated for your efforts when I get to start handing out jobs.



YOU ARE A CHILD MOLESTOR

yes, a child molester.... you fuck them in the ear and shoot poisen into their brains.





Cowshit,






Time to leave town, or we catch you and make you squeal like a pig. We will all wear ten to twenty condoms, of course... so don't think you will get your revenge with your extensive collection of v. d.




Is that reference too much for you cowshit? The book is Deliverance, which is what we are going to give chicago -- deliverance from you.







Pain



mancow the anal seepings of satan,






Just here to introduce you to your betters. I am pain, a writer for Peace and Pipedreams, a new show at fearless radio. I have written two books, published hundreds of stories, and written for two tv shows. Right now, I am runninG THE TOTAL WAR FOR TOTAL PEACE on my six websites.






I have twelve years of full time college -- eight more than your sorry ass. I majored in Military Intelligence and fiction writing, two very useful majors when deciding to target someone like you.




I THREW ROCKS AT YOU OUTSIDE OF STAR WARS, was in FRISCO WHEN YOU TIED UP THE BRIDGE, and was DISGUSTED TO SEE YOU WIPED YOUR SKANK ON THE VISAGE OF KEVIN MATTHEWS, WHO IS YOUR BETTER IN ALL WAYS...





now we are going to show the people of this city what a pussy you are. Our six websites, 100,000 plus listeners (after being in the biz exactly two months), and the moral compass of this country are all against you. mancow moments will be all about the stupid, immoral crap you have pulled over the years. I am sure you will be tuned in, or have one of your ill-fated assistants.




By the way, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS ANYWHERE ANYTIME.




FUCK YOU





John Scott Ridgway




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EVER BEEN TARGETED FOR ELIMINATION BY A MILITARY INTELLIGENCE MAJOR WHO CAN WRITE LIKE A MO FO???



Words are bullets you bastard and I am in the bushes outside with a scope.






No, this is not a physical threat you can toss to your lawyers. This is TOTAL WAR FOR TOTAL PEACE and IF you ain't with us, you are against us....and you have been against my moral compass since I was first sickeningly introduced to you in the early eighties.







Want us to back off? You will soon enough..... we are just starting, and in six months you are going to





COME APOLOGIZE TO THE ENTIRE CITY OF CHICAGO FOR WIPING YOUR ASS ON KEVIN, SAN FRAN FOR THE BRIDGE INSIDENT, AND STAR WARS GEEKS FOR THE TRIP BY THE THEATER.



OH, THAT IS RIGHT, i forgot, YOU ONLY PRETEND TO BE RELIGIOUS WHEN IT SUITS YOU....






THAT WHOLE FORGIVENESS REDEMPTION THING, THAT IS WHAT WILL SEND YOU TO HELL....







YOU HAVE OUR TERMS.... READY FOR WAR?????? or you going to apologize so we can forgive you and party. I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THAT BIG OF A MAN..,..





SO I GET TO HEAR YOU SQUEAL LIKE A PIG.... GIVES ME WOOD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.










PAIN