ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

HAVE YOU DECIDED ALREADY THAT this crazy guy on the shores of lake michigan is going to end his book on a cynical note of derison toward the entire reading public, as he sneeringly retires into writing ad copy for the gap and attending all the scientology meetings he can beg, borrow or steal? Sounds so funny to me that I quite possibly would... just thinking about it has brought me my most honest laugh in weeks...ah, were I not under orders.

If I were you, I'd stick around . . . there are still miraculeous things to be revealed in these savage times.

One is bringing down a right wing destroyer of the liberal, artistic lifestyle. This man is a danger to diversity. That means he is a danger to us all, because his myopic view of the world mirrors Hitler's. He made his name hurting people, as did so many... his millions and fame have made him an unworthy icon. Time to bring him down to earth and make him kiss some ass, or send him off to his own little hell.


I am hoping to hear from everyone who has been listening and reading this blog(excepting famous people and agents, I still kind of want you to do your own thing... I mean, what the fuck do I know? AND WE NEED time to grow our little show before we ask for the BIG SPOTLIGHT... STEAL MY WORK AND PUT YOUR NAME ON IT... OR JUST WRITE A P INSIDE A CIRCLE... FOR THE CREST OF THE PEACOCK (man, I was born in the year of the tiger, and would like to take that... but you take your legacy for good and bad).


People with UNKNOWN NAMES please do this.... and be careful not to cross the line so the real MAN has to waste time on this....



email mancow@mancow.com and tell him -- in your own weird and wonderful way, that peace and pipedream and pain are roaming the city with hollow point words, battle ready and prepared to take him down on sight.

TRY TO BE FUNNY AS YOU CAN. I am going to be getting some interns asap, and we will be hiring more writers for projects like our movie about these characters, which we are developing (they are a lot further along than I have been allowed to let you know). WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A RADIO SHOW ON YOUR RESUME????

Impress me with your wit.... And Lord, who doesn't hate mancow? This guy did some despicable things to advance his career over the years. I happen to have been a witness to three of the worst... They are recapped in the letter I sent him.


We want him to apologize to the people of San Franscisco, Star Wars Fans, and Kevin Matthews. He is too small minded and dum and right wing to do th is, but he deserves the same amount of forgiveness as the rest of us bastards.

BIg Love

GO ON, ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SORRY THE POETRY WAS SO ROUGH... IT JUST KEPT COMING AND I COULD NOT STOP TO EDIT PROPERLY.... I AM READY TO DO SOME COMEDY NOW.... GET BACK TO THE ANGER SEETHING INSIDE OF ME THAT NEEDS TO BE RELEASED BEFORE I CAN RETIRE BACK INTO ACADEMIA WITH A QUIET GRACE.


email me your letters to mancow at johnsridgway@yahoo.comIO