Go here for my little movies... just dum stuff.
You have to shut off the jukebox to listen to anything else. Scroll down to change the song... M. Calls the occasional Country Music suicide songs, and her taste is better than mine.
You can follow my daily trek around the world gathering articles, making jokes, and getting all pissed of on Facebook. You can also read Waking Up Jesus, where I am putting together my latest book. . I have a new Radio show starting in Later In The Summer, The Elves Attic. We are developing a script for the Haze family... thank you to all the stoners and others who have shown interest.
THANK YOU PEACE AND PIPEDREAMSFANS(you can hear a few skits here); by the way, you folks will be excited to know that Jimmy Peace has THE NUMBER ONE song on the Indy charts... look up th PLH ORCHESTRA...CHECK IN MY FRIENDS.
Or go to my facebook for a link... while I am plugging my buddies, let me say that DAN MILANO is starting a
WARREN THE APES SHOW ON MTV.
A REASON TO WATCH MTV... BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?????????????????
Dan let me write about Warren and Myself in a FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS manner.... This is a great honor to me, because DAN MILANO IS THE BEST PUPPETEER ON THE PLANET, AND HIS CREW IS JUST AS COOL AND FUNNY AND EDGED OUT.
I HAVE BEEN LEAVING MESSAGES IN THIS PERSONA AT HIS FACEBOOK, WHICH IS HILARIOUS...http://www.facebook.com/warrentheape?ref=ts
Scroll to the bottom to find my books.... A FEW FILMS AND STUFF...And please.... GET READY FOR MY RADIO SHOW... the FBI, CIA and Homeland Security will be listening, how about you?
WHAT IS A GONZO WRITER... THEY ARE KNOWN FOR USING FACT AND FICTION TO GET AT THE ACTUAL TRUTH... THE GODFATHER OF THE MOVEMENT, HUNTER S. THOMPSON SAID, "WEED IS LIKE CIGARETTES, YOU SMOKE IT ALL DAY, EVERY DAY." Not that I personally am ever going to cop to that.... He was similar to Bukowski, and Rimbaud, though Hunter didn't quite put himself on the same Olympian mountaintops that the cheap beer and wine sometimes left Bukowski and the youthful Arthur shouting from -- however gorgeously,...
By the way, IF YOU TRIED TO PARTY LIKE my character MOONBONG HAZE, YOU WOULD DIE. READ THE EPISODES ABOUT HOW HE HAS TO CLEAR OUT THE OD'S EVERY MORNING.
TO ALL who enter, I bid you good will... and don't have a goddamn hissy fit over every obnoxious thing I say... just leave and never come back... unless you actually have a brain that learns, than I can work with you.... I mean, uh, entertain you... I assure you, my extensive knowledge of brain washing and media manipulation, as well as Wittgensteinian consciousness creation, will soon enough have You sending me all your money and virgins (must be 18 or in possession of very convincing 'I.D.'), and hamsters and used kitchen appliances; this is how our church tithes ... don't mess with our religion. I do not agree with the virgin policy by the way, and will abolish it as soon as I have enough arabs in my church, since I prefer over 40 divorcees to the virgins; you know women who have lived enough life to know their away around a trampoline filled with dildos and actually demand a little anal. And by the way, the Rumors that I am doing mind control research for the CIA are way overblown, alright? DO NOT LISTEN. ONLY AN IDIOT BELIEVES THIS. REPEAT. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS. DO-WOP-A-DOO.
Or you will just laugh a lot (hey, a bitter laugh is better than no laugh at all), and think a bit, if you are so inclined or blessed, hear politics based upon facts, not other peoples opinions.