The earliest reports of Shit-Wizards came in 8970 BC, when an entire village was turned into shit-for-brains by a strange, manic, frantic, lying, creepy Wizard who was said to work for the king... the villagers, once they became shit for brains, worked harder and longer hours than ever, for next to nothing, all because the shit Wizard kept these carrots staked around the village that he promised the starving villagers they would get to eat one day... though that never did happen, of course. He also made the villagers hate everyone from everywhere else -- the very people who might have helped them recover from being shit for brains. Yea, this guy, Beck, all the Masons know he is a Shit Wizard, and the talk is... they might brain wash him into getting a sex change and becoming a legal prostitute in Holland, where his heroin habit will eventual od him, and get rid of all the evidence of how they used him to turn people into shit for brains.
Tom Cruise is a well known Shit Wizard as well. He's so well known now that his enemies are slowly bringing him down... Anonymous, who is fighting him, is actually an off-shoot of the Knights Templars -- kind of like the Boy Scouts to the Army, or so my sources say (and these neighborhood dogs are seldom wrong.. well, actually they are, but still... you gotta believe someone in this world and at least I know THEIR HEART is in the right place). The Templars of course have been battling the Shit Wizards forever -- they go after anyone who just blatantly works with Satan, usually... and Beck, who considers Christian Charity a Code word for his hated Socialism, is obviously taking it in the ass by the hot poker of the Horned One.
While we are on the topic... it is rumored, though I will not confirm or deny, that John Stewart is a Knight Templer, who recruited Colbert into the whole curing shit for brains and wiping out the Shit Wizards thing.... and they are leading some group of media assassins specializing in Virtual Assassination -- a much less messy, legal form they have adapted. I guess they came up with the Masons strategy for Beck, pretty much because they knew they could milk the thing for hundreds of jokes... which, really, isn't a very militarily proper way of making these decisions, but this is what happens when the most trusted journalist in the country weighs in on these matters. I have to admit, I really like what Stewart said, "Adding a little a slapstick into politics will keep things interesting to me." And since that was code pretty much for, 'Cross me on this and you die,' I would not admit it if I did think that being a little more professional and a little less slapstick might be more discreet; he is always inserting something into politics merely for the comic potential... oh, well. Good job John.. You don't think he could have got this kind of power without Company help, do you? I've said too much. And not enough. The dilemma of a journalist/soldier embedded in the underground war.
While we are on the topic... it is rumored, though I will not confirm or deny, that John Stewart is a Knight Templer, who recruited Colbert into the whole curing shit for brains and wiping out the Shit Wizards thing.... and they are leading some group of media assassins specializing in Virtual Assassination -- a much less messy, legal form they have adapted. I guess they came up with the Masons strategy for Beck, pretty much because they knew they could milk the thing for hundreds of jokes... which, really, isn't a very militarily proper way of making these decisions, but this is what happens when the most trusted journalist in the country weighs in on these matters. I have to admit, I really like what Stewart said, "Adding a little a slapstick into politics will keep things interesting to me." And since that was code pretty much for, 'Cross me on this and you die,' I would not admit it if I did think that being a little more professional and a little less slapstick might be more discreet; he is always inserting something into politics merely for the comic potential... oh, well. Good job John.. You don't think he could have got this kind of power without Company help, do you? I've said too much. And not enough. The dilemma of a journalist/soldier embedded in the underground war.
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