WARREN THE APE: "I think they are seriously afraid of my talent."
BEWARE
I' m starving, trapped in chronic paiin, enraged, backed into a corner. Ready to go out doing as much damage as the GOOD LORD allows... or forgive you with a ki$$ and a smile.
BLOOD IS BEING SPILLED N YOUR NAME!!!
The U.nited S.tates Of A.merica
IS AT WAR!
We MUST NOT FORGET
not for one gorgeous horrible second.
I answer to PEACE & PAIN ... period.
the great I inside us all
will emerge
become one creature
fighting through a universe
OF SAVAGE GRACE
II write FUNNY most the time. . . there is just too much blood in my eyes.
ADD YOUR NAME TO THE OTHER STARS
GATHERING OVER
THE COMING CHILD OF PEACE
I'm a salesman smiling all friendly
order taker and hand shaker
a rep from creation.
Mostly I write here but...
Just need a laugh, PAINTINGS, PICTURES!!
http://www.xanga.com/johnnyapain
You can get the crusade of pain in order at
http://thepsychokillershitlist.blogspot.com
For me pissingng off conservatives/ bloodless liberals -- the church of the bleeding toe
Or
http://blog.myspace.com/thepsychokillershitlist
Mother,
things just got weird.
I'm from a famous family, the first kings of england, crusaders and monks and priests since the dawn of recorded time... the bloodline of Arthur. Sounds like bragging to talk this crap, but this is the crest of the peacock going up like a flag. I have earned a soap box -- not by the name ridgway -- the most famous one is a serial killer... earned mine through twelve years of school in mil. intelli., writ, etc... taxi for fifteen years; learning to love me and you and forgive us all -- PERIOD.
I am harnassing my word to pursue PAX ROMANO. My plan is extensive and wild and wide... lot of famous friends are along for this ride, and they will show up as I start doing radio and live shows.
Help us rip the word out of the hands of the elite and humbly give it back to the weakest, sickest, smallest child in the village...they alone can lead us out of this forest of lies. Let them all have laptops!
I'm a writer for PEACE AND PIPE DREAMS
LIVE EVERY TUESDAY AND THURSDAY, 7pm CENTRAL on the net at fearless radio
Are you hungry enough to eat me?
I'm 44, 20 some years of serious writing, 12 university years schooled by the best in the world... done tv, magazines, newspapers, little films, paintings, hundreds of short stories, LOT OF NOVELLAs, novels... and I AM JUST GETTTING STARTED.
The words have some need of their own and I can no more claim them than take credit for the shape of my left gonad. And yes warren da ape, I know I did once try to take credit for the shape of said gonad and that you have a video but that ain't worth 80 bucks to me.
We are scribing a history of this transition,
THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, a memoir of a novelist getting a call to make radio shows and movies and stuff.... then getting HUMBLED by an awesome sucker punch from a creature of Savage Grace; true story in the tradition of hunter s thompson, mark twain,thomas PAIN and that guy who used to always protect his nerdy friends.
Welcome to one man's infectious delusion of
GONZOING UP A BRAND NEW WORLD.
THANK YOU SOLDIERS who have written to say they are inspired to the path by these words. Among all the dreams that have come true for me recently, this is the most important somehow. You are not forgotten. We are hurting from your PAIN.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. put your uniform back on, Man, and March -- this time the end will be peace, not Dresdan.
general Matthew Ridgway GREAT Man ANd Spirit Warrior -- WE CLAIM YOUR SOUL FOR OUR TRIBE!
write it on the walls:
OBAMA FORGIVE OSAMA
LET ALL THE WARRIORS GO HOME.
PEACE is breaking out all over hell.
If you can't laugh at yourself, turn your ass around right now and click off.
Just click off!!!
Want to see the coolest puppet master this side of god????????????????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_the_Bunny
"Scatchamagowza! It's My OFFICIAL MySpace Page!!"
greg the bunny
the funniest show ever????
Hunter S. Thompson said:
"Weed is like cigarettes. You smoke it all day, every day."
Not that I am ever going to cop to that.
I can help you get published, start your own blog, make a little movie, cartoons, etc, or whatever.... I am your instrument, so play me, baby... NO SHIT. I am filling my rolodex with people who will help us all.
There IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS room for YOU YOU YOU in this tribe...
THANK YOU FOR OVER 700,000... i AM humbled.
This is the major supossitory for the writings of John Scott Ridgway, a published and produced writer of short stories and TV sketch comedy,and novels. Toot.... toot, toot, toot... dog, don't you hate the sound of horns
nepotism is necrophylia...
todd stroger, you watching where you put that dick?
You can reprint anything of mine, steal it, whatever...
I AM a slap stick serial killer; Gilford Tuttle, a con-man-preacher-gay-meth addicted-pigmilk pusher; Skeeter- meth-mouth of Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium; scribe o the adventures of Our God Ralph. A Critic whom I respect accused me of putting 'booger's' in my writing; that I trick folk into falling into nice, normal prose, then zing something weird and disgusting. This is not always true...
WHO WANTS TO eat BLOODY BOOGERS!!!
This is how my new book, THE CRUSADE OF PAIN, opens... there is still some editing to do, but the book already has over 400 pages... the subtitle will be THE RELIGIOUS PSYCHO KILLER'S SHIT LIST VOLUME 2.... (though I am going to just slip volume one into two).
Please picture yourself in the muddy streets f 1775 Boston, and one morning you walk down to the pub for an eye opener and a bit of breakfest... and on the walls and poles and everywhere... someone has snuck in during the night and put up broadsides signed by (THOMAS) PAIN(E). You read the words and they stir you like a lover... you go home and get your gun; inspired finally to be free -- the free you have dreamed of... to finally fight off the oppressor's so your children can live in a truly free land.
I am inspired by savage grace -- my prayers are you will be to.
Any fool can think. The real trick is to unthink. TRUST NO ONE WHO HAS MORE ANSWERS THAN QUESTIONS...we are trapped in a forest of lies... and time has come to burn it down!!! Only takes one well placed torch...
A blood soaked Arthur IS RISING
Gonzo journalism and fiction is a tricky mix.... Welcome to my razor's edge.
HELLO THERE...
I am an elf in the attic making mind toys with sharp edges; an educated writer who gets good reviews, who you can read for free in the rough form of first drafts on the web, or purchase in a book form.
The best soldier does not attack. The superior fighter succeeds without violence. The greatest conqueror wins without struggle. The most successful manager leads without dictating. This is intelligent non aggressiveness. This is called the mastery of men.
tao
tao
Welcome to you, I am John Scott Ridgway, Novelist, Poet, Blogger, Radio and TV writer and actor... five books, also paint in oils and acrylics. I am poet warrior of sorts, a non violent radical, personally, though understanding of those who choose other paths IN THE EIGHTY PLUS COUNTRIES AT LAST COUNT THAT came in this blog ...
The predicted revolutions in the USA and around the would are going to
be violent in the next twenty years, is what the CIA says. I want them to stay peaceful, which is the only way to win this struggle between haves and have nots. They have more guns, we have more people,, and they include the mothers and sisters and brothers of the people they will ask to fight us.... I think they underestimate the police.
NEVER ACCEPT APPEASEMENT OVER JUSTICE. By any means necessary is the reality. . . the USA can be spared stupid wars, but other countries. . . need different solutions. . .
The number of Countries that have come in to have a look at this blog humbles me. Thank you very much.
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE HOW MUCH I DESPISE VIOLENCE
EXCEPT UNDER EXTRAORDINARY CIRCUMSTANCES BY
PROFESSIONALS, HOPEFULLY, like the police, military, etc...
understanding that violence is sometimes needed
does not mean I like anything about the sound
of fists hitting faces
Boxing is too much for me
make me feel like I am watching
dog fights with toothless pitbulls
"I am an artist first, and a politician second," as John Lennon said.
My intentions are to stop the violence from entering into
revolutionary wars
the CIA
predicts
will break out in the next twenty years all over the
world, including here...
But Ill tell ya,
if there is not some redistribution of
wealth here there and everywhere
WE WILL WITNESS THE HORROR
THE HORROR
OF WAR ON all OUR SHORES
My intentions is to keep these protests peaceful
so we can win
without bloodshed
Total War for Total Peace
Never incites violence
or destroys property
you should be able
to go to protests with strollers and babies
parents feeling as safe as the police
Now, poetry...
I am too far out into the battlefield to retreat. This CHARGE is win or die...
PROPHECIES OF ECSTASIES AND HORRORS
be aware
be very aware
total war
for total peace
is being fought
HERE
THERE will be many ways to die
and only one to live
give and give and give
until the worlds downtrodden and oppressed
can begin to forgive
before things get bloody and ruthless
My Peace sign shot full of holes
and my reason ignored
drowned out by the roar of machine guns
You cannot break the golden rule
all the time and not expect
consequences from nature
mankind
we will fight for our right to thrive as well
we do not accept your sentence
to poverty so you can earn more
by shipping the factory off to China
WE ACCEPT NO CHAINS...
BREAK THOSE WE HAVE
COME RUNNING FOR OUR OPPRESSORS
WHO THE HELL WOULDN'T???
nothing this mindgame in america can do to us
can destroy this thing inside that yearns for freedom
enough to die in the name of JUSTICE
generation after generation
from time
immemorial
can destroy this thing inside that yearns for freedom
enough to die in the name of JUSTICE
generation after generation
from time
immemorial
No more hyper-reality FOR US. We have already spent too long in an oasis of belief where nothing is wrong, folks... Now, we must face this was all a mirage... and try like hell to get out of this desert... or resolve ourself to the fact that we will leave our children to starve in the barren sands.
There are better ways to defeat an enemy than an outright fight, especially if you are vastly outnumbered, like the Elite. MSM PSY-WAR allows them to control our actions through our thoughts, and basically stop our FORCE from activating. I am not saying we should fight just because we can win, I am just saying we should fight before we lose, if no other option is left us.... because a world is at stake.
They SET UP LAWS THAT ALLOW THEM TO STEAL. MURDER. BRAINWASH THEIR CRITICS. We must begin to feel challenged now to stop them. Or WE WILL LOSE EVERYTHING. PERIOD. THE SKY, OTHER SPECIES, OUR WATER... OUR MINDS. No more hyper-reality for us... too long in that oasis where nothing is wrong folks... we must face this is all a mirage.
A cruel slap woke me to the PAIN
at the moment of birth;
My first cry was NO
buried in unintelligible screams.
I am a man now.
Now I catch your hand and break all the fingers.
at the moment of birth;
My first cry was NO
buried in unintelligible screams.
I am a man now.
Now I catch your hand and break all the fingers.
the promise
You must be whoever the enemy fears the least
or fears the most.
No other position is safe
or fears the most.
No other position is safe
da general
Welcome to the spark that inflames TOTAL WAR FOR TOTAL PEACE.
I am too far out into the battlefield to retreat. This CHARGE is win or die...
THE ELVES ATTIC is stories, poetry, essay's, peculiar events in my life . . . oil painting, articles.
Your patience for bearing with me on my first drafts is a much appreciated kindness. Your worldwide interest is my muse . . .Lately I have been writing a book called Gangsta General x, about a revolutionary in the USA, who is fighting to keep the revolt peaceful as things spin out of control in the states after a famine gets the populace hungry enough to change their society once and for all....
HOW TO USE THIS BLOG: There is a black and white jukebox in the right column that you can shut off, or find songs on.... To listen to the COMEDY SKITS FROM THE SHOW PEACE AND PIPEDREAMS... turn off the black jukebox, and turn on the Green one. I play Moon Bong Haze and Jesus...
I have five majors, five books, two tv shows, a radio show, 76 countries at last count on this site alone, and over a million online readers to my credit. I can't thank any of you enough for all of your help and encouragement over the years; the favors and aide that has been offered me, the trust in my leadership... you are all SACRED TO ME ... even you folks I tend to hate.
TOTAL WAR FOR TOTAL PEACE -- Thank you especially. Your sacrifices live on. I salute you... and SWEAR ON THE GODS OF MY FATHERS THAT WE WILL TRIUMPH AND YOUR DEATHS WILL BE PAID FOR IN BLOOD AND TREASURE.
Thank you.
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